Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Funny truth of Fijian Indians

  You know you are a Fiji INDIAN if...........
   
  1. You take roti parcel/ on the plane (and a few chilis)
   
  2. Your parents stock up on 2 litre bottles of cream soda,
  And brag about how good it tastes, and called it 'red la
  juice'
   
  3. You know what 'grog' or 'naquona' is.
   
  4. Every Fiji person you know... is somehow related to you.
   
  5. You know what and where Fijian Traders is.
   
  6. You know who is 'Mamu' a.k.a 'blood'.
   
  7. You always get re-fills @ McDonalds...
   
  8. Your parents talk soo damn loud on the phone...but yet
  they don't realize it
   
  9. Your dad has a lot of pride for soccer.
   
  10. You know someone with their name either on their belt
  buckle or their chain.
   
  11. You get 95% on a test....your parents ask
  you...'what happened to the other 5%'
   
  12. You know what 'Fiji Time' is.
   
  13. You go out somewhere with your cousins... for
  example....a restaurant or bowling alley...you argue with
  them who pays the bill.
   
  14. You have some sort of Fiji poster or a Fiji painting
  scenery picture
   
  15.. You been to a lovo in someone's backyard.
   
  16. You know or heard about the card game Thanee, 7 Hand,
  500 etc.
   
  17. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving
  someone's house.
   
  18. after a hall party... You go back to the house of the
  person whose throwing the party and party some more and pack
  up the left over's to take home and eat the next day.
   
  19. You use your cell phone after 5 pm
   
  20. Your mom is a neat freak
   
  21. You like seafood, or you go crazy when you can purchase
  it for cheap
   
  22. Your kid's/siblings names have some kinda pattern
  to it
   
  23. You invest tons of money in remodeling your house
  rather then just buying new one
   
  24. If you're female ...you are obsessed with
  straightening your hair.
   
  25. You work out... but then you go home and load up on the
  rice, meat and beer
   
  26. You have played that cram board game ever in your life
  time
   
  27. If you have a dinner party all the children and women
  eat first and then the men eat after a couple of drinks.
   
  28. You boil dalo or cassera
   
  29. You hardly reach a relatives pooja.....but when they
  host a party...your 100% down.
   
  30. You have a pooja area designated to a closet in your
  house
   
  31. You eat New Zealand lamb at least once a month
   
  32. If males get together on weekends.  .they have
  'chaisa' with their drinks
   
  33. When you're at a party..... It is perfectly normal
  to eat (dinner) @midnight
   
  34. When you or your parents cook..... u don't use
  exact amount of ingredients.....u just 'throw in
  whatever u think is good'
   
  35. Your aunt tells you... don't drink milk when you
  are eating fish. [You know the consequences if you
  do....right???]
   
  36. You need English subtitles when you are watching Indian
  movies.
   
  37. You change into your home clothes soon as you come home
  from school/work
   
  38. You have a wall unit in the dining room filled with
  'good dishes'
   
  39. No matter where you live.. you find a place to get
  fresh 'khassi' or 'junglee murgee'.
   
  40. You are guaranteed to find some1 who is fijian...just
  by the way they are talking...at Wal Mart, Home Depot,
  Movies, Grocery Stores etc...
   
  41. Your parents don't realize phone connections to
  foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, but
  they still scream at the top of their lungs when making long
  distance calls.
   
  42. You walk out of customs with your trolley at the
  Airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family
  who have come to pick you up.
   
  43. At one point in your life your parents tried to get you
  into places half-price saying you were 12 ...when you were
  really 16.
   
  44. When guests come over to your house....you serve
  cookies, chaa and bhooja
   
  45. When you go to a wedding ...the men will bring daaru
  And keep it intheir car and every so often u find them
  missing from the function.
   
  46. You see someone you know more than 10 feet away, rather
  than just waving, or nodding, you yell 'OYE!' at the
  top of your lungs.
   
  47. When the music is playing at a party...every one makes
  sure you'reon da dance floor and if u sit down
  they'll grab U and make u dance wid everyone else on da
  dance floor
   
  48. Whether you board a plane or get off, your luggage will
  consist of at least one big cardboard box with masking tape
  around it, an possibly tied with 'rassi'.
   
  49. Ur at a fiji soccer party and your hanging with your
  younger cousins and fam friends, than ur hear a bottle break
  and turn around and notice your Dad and uncles and friends
  are
  fighting with each other! It's all about Soccer! Than
  when they finally break it up they make death threats to one
  another, only to hear a week later their drinking and
  playing thanee in someone's basement all together!
  'Bahoot dhaaru peeliya,' was their excuse!!!
   
  50. You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think
  it's normal.
   
  51. You go back to Fiji and people there treat you like a
  member of the royal family.
   
  52. You have never met half of your extended family.
   
  53. You bring a 'chatai' when you go to the
  beach/park with your family.
   
  54. You dip your bread/toast/bun/roti in your  tea or
  coffee.
   
  55. Some random Fijian person walks up to you somewhere and
  says...'you rememba me'....then proceeds to name
  names until you finally know one(usually the 14th name),
  then traces back the exact time, date and place of when they
  met and how you're all related.
   
  56. You go on a picnic the main food item is
  ' palau ' with tomato chutney and coca cola/pepsi to
  drink.
   
  57. You know Nadi is pronounced 'Nandi'.
   
  58. You know the words to 'Phulari Beena Chutney Kaise
  Bhani'
   
  59. Half your family is 10X darker than you.
   
  60. Your favorite quote is....SAAAA NAI SAKEH!
   
  61. You have to take a rest after every meal.
   
  62. You can out drink all of your gora friends!
   
  63. You hate telemarketers
   
  64. Your family says lolli instead of candy
   
  65. You call the hospital 'aspatal'
   
  66. You have tin mutton and tin mutcharee in your cupboards
   
  67. You are unpacking your baggage at the airport because
  We take more than were allowed
   
  68. You have a few BULA shirts with Hibiscus
  Flower patterns
   
  69. Almost every Fiji bhajan begins with
  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
   
  70. Before you are eating 'thaarcaarii', you better
  roll up your sleeve or else you will get a daagg
   
  71. Your idea of salad is sliced up onion, lemon juice, chili and cucumber

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